A wise person once said, ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ and we would totally Hi5 them on this because yes, it’s 100% true! If you like lame jokes and are not embarrassed to tell them out loud, you're gonna love this read! It's International Joke day! Yes, there is an entire day dedicated especially to jokes and putting a smile on your face. We all love a good laugh once in a while and today you’ve more reason to do it so do yourself a favour and LOL, people!
Food is happiness and happiness is food so we’re going to make you ultra-happy with our list of some superb food jokes and puns. We have chosen the perfect day to let out that entire list of jokes that will spark a guffaw for sure. So, let's look at some hilarious food jokes on this special day!
1. What’s a veggie that can spin and dance?
2. Do you know why eggs don’t tell jokes to each other?
3. Do you know why people don’t tell any secrets to peanut butter?
4. What’s one similarity between garlic and lollipop?
5. What does an old and experienced bean say to other new beans?
6. What is dill’s best quality?
7. What do you say to a sad clove?
8. What do you say to compliment a couple?
9. What do you call a group of fruits playing musical instruments?
10. What do you look for in a partner? Acchai or Acchi chai?
11. What is a dessert lovers’ favourite movie?
12. A cake that needs to drink complan?
13. How do you hug a lemon?
14. Mom gave us milk and my brother threw it away.
15. What do you call a chicken’s mother?
16. What is one dessert only the rich can eat?
17. What do you say to someone who has lost something?
18. How do you compliment a banana?
19. Why did the salad call the tomato mannerless?
20. Which fruit is the most dangerous out of all?
21. Why was mushroom the life of the party?
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